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⏁⍜⋏☌⍜ ⏁⍜⋏☌⍜,⌿⎍ ⌿⎍ ⌿⎍,⌿⏃⌿⏃⌿⏃⌿⏃,☍⏃☍⏃☍⏃⍜,⌰⏃⌰⏃☍⌇⍜☍⏃⍜⎅⟊⟊⌇⟊⌇⟊⎅⋔⌖⟊⌇⟊⌇⋔⎅⍜⌇☍⎅⋔⌇⟟, ⟟⎎ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏃⍀⟒ ⌰⍜⍜☍⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⎅-64, ⊬⍜⎍ ⎎⟟⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⏃☌⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ ⟟⎅⟟⍜⋔

Type
"THE FLOOR IS LAVA- Oh wait wait wait"
"Cannibal Canibal Caníbal Cannibale Yamyam"
Or
"HAYIR HAYIR AMAN TANRIM NASIL? TTTTTTTT"

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