Welcome to NoWhere-Air, this is yeeeyey, your captain for today. Today we’ll be flying in one spot.

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Ohio plane

Hello, Welcome to PLASTIC airlines. I will be your pilot today my name is TheEggyLord. Before we start today’s flight we would like to show you a video on how we do things around here pull out your phone and throw it on the ground if you want to survive. Finally after doing that realize that there are no seatbelts and you are floating. Final ste- *Plane crashes*

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