I poop fly and a poop is in the air then BBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM The end

my brother and my cousin were at this trampoline in the woods, and my cousin shat on the stairs to the trampoline and they told this kid that it was chocolate, and he believed them and ate it. even enjoyed it.

One Day I farted and the next day poop fairy comed and said:"you should drink water so u can fart more! "And I drink water and I farted 37283782738 times, Then I go to bed Then I saw a nightmare, the nightmare was a caca(poop) was chasing me and I was running😨, When the caca get me the nightmare end And I was panik atacking so bad😱Then I tell my mom about it and she was shocked😦, And I never pooped again 11 days later I go to hospital because I didnt poop, My mom cryed, thats why u should poop, the end.

One time a boy named "Sigma" Asked his Mother to Go to a Mewing shop He then started Mewing so hard all of his aura fell out His mother was shocked, I also was... Ok anyways Then he went to buy chips but everyone was rizzing each other he was shocked, I also was... Anyways Then He ate those Chips he then went to his mother basement And bought Modly lunchly After that he Was paralyzed by the moldy cheese and started saying - "I like my cheese drippy bruh" He kept saying that before his tongue fell and he passed away The end :(

So, one day I was awake at 3am and the globglablabgalab came to my house and I was like "OHJFJDSSGD NOI HEELLP" but he gave me stinky candy that smelt like globobdadbolad s___ and I ate it and I became the gljoknkbobobofoo and I died and I was dying and then the sigma team came to me and called me a skibidi rizzler and then other people came and sat on me and then i die and then i forgot so the end.

Fun fact I was in a hotel in a one star and I went in it there were goldfish all over the place and a a dent in the bed we wake up from police sirens and gun shots