Noob:
100hp
You have:
Pan: cook some eggs to boost you
Changes:
Cooked eggs: +30% dmg boost (80%)
Meat: +25% defense + immunity for the next round (45%)
Chicken leg: +100% health (20%)
Thunder: deals 34% of noob's health (10%)
Water: wait what...? You cook water?
X2 Flex points (10%)
errasy: you cook the creator? Bruh.
-100% health (you) (you could do that when you want but just dont.)
Pasta: YOU COOKED PASTA
+100% dmg boost
+200% health
+150% defense
Immunity for 3 rounds
Deals 50% of noob's hp
(1%)
America: +99999% dmg (One shots)