Hey. Have you ever heard of Mart? No? Good. That means you’re still alive. Let me tell you something. And I dont CARE if you believe me or not. Mart is REAL. He’s not just a story passed around to scare kids on obscure forums at 3 am. He’s not a joke, he’s not a meme; and if you ever see him, if you ever see that floating blue mass with a tophat and antlers, for the love of all things holy, Run. Or don’t. It won’t make a diffrence.