911

I mean I would try to call the police but I don’t have my address memorized even though I’ve lived here for I think 8 years 😅 and I have 9 siblings so we’d all just gang up on the intruder and my big brothers have swords and one of my brothers makes them so we’re all set ( they’re not real sharp swords, but they are heavy and kind of realistic so we can definitely defend ourselves with them )

HELLLL YEEEEEAAH

ill just smack em with a tsar bomba EHHEHEHEHEGEHEHHWHHEHEHRHRHEHEGEHE

Idk bro idk who that means (not the police)

call the police, grab a fire extinguisher and give them brain damage and a lobotomy