THEORETICALLY, Phalanx Blob would be a worse parrier than Spearman Blob. Why? Spears are very heavy, holding one for a long time would tire you. Since Phalanx blob gave up on shields, he would THEORETICALLY have a lower parry time than Spearman Blob.
Also, sum mastery ideas:
Serial Blob (Psycho blob mastery): Requirements: As Psycho Blob, get your combo to 3 and prevent it from reaching 1 over 1 minute.
Unarmed Blob (Slapper blob mastery): Requirements: Kill a super-boss as slapper (yes I had no other ideas): Fanmade lore: He finally realized how hard trolling made his life, so he decided to start attacking normally and almost quit trolling, and realized that it'd be funny to steal other's weapons- a way of continuing trolling without risking their life.
Commander Blob (Batter Bob mastery): Requirements: Get your minions to kill 50+ dummies, summoning different minions reset it. It's not 'bob' and 'blob' since Batter Bob has grown, tho he uses same stuff. He actually summons normal pa