Peppermint (TW: swearing, a lot of reading)
Rmd: can I have a peppermint?? :^
HMD: you can have a peppermint :V
Rmd: that’s too hot for me L_L u
Rmd: *spits out the peppermint*
HMD: HEY! D:<
Rmd: AAAAAÆAAA-
Rmd: I don’t like the peppermint ):
HMD: you don’t like the peppermint?
Rmd: NO I DON’T WHAT THE FU- * teleports* 
The medic prank calls haymaker * transition
*callings*
Haymaker: hello? (Istg if they call me one more time)
Medic: sir this is the police.
Haymaker: NOOOOOOOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D,:
Medic: calm down, sir this is just the police.
Haymaker: yeah no I’m out of here *call ended*
Da end another story because why not and also how did you read all of that?
Transition, if you don’t know:
HD: *walks up to experienced Dummy*
EXD and HD: * fighting*
 Experienced dummy: (ded)
Haymaker dummy: I think I accidentally killed someone in the same team as ours  L_L u
really mad dummy: YOU MONSTER!!!! WHY WOULD YOU KILL SOMEONE IN THE SAME TEAM AS OURS!?
the end