Don't mind the cesus screaming

SHELLY MENTIONED! shelly the fossil is so legendary that even the rocks gossip about her, saying things like 'wow, i hope i age as gracefully as shelly,' because honestly, if being the best were a geological era, shelly would have her own dedicated timeline carved into stone tablets, and museums would charge extra just to be in her presence, and frankly who could blame them because shelly has been out here looking iconic for millions of years without lifting a single prehistoric finger, and every paleontologist who discovers her basically goes home like 'welp, guess i'll never top that,' and the dinosaurs themselves probably left her glowing five-star reviews before they went extinct, and somewhere a lonely piece of gravel is telling its grandkids bedtime stories about the day it rolled past the one and only shelly, the fossil so famous that sedimentary layers fight over who gets to sit next to her in the rock record, and honestly the tectonic plates are probably shifting just to try a

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"Miss Annaj, can i eat this art?" (cough-)

The shelly face😭😭