A very ugly bird called Matteo ran over my car๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅhe ran so hard my car took a ๐ฉ and ran away while peeing gasoline out ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅand I gave Matteo his box hat back because his bald head was reflecting the sun so hard it blinded three drivers and caused a 10-car pile up and made me pay a heavy fine ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅalso my stupid ahh green wolf named Wolfgang who drank tea for lunch finally closed his eyes without looking like a demon but he drank so much that he peed his stupid pants and started ๐ฉ ing out teabags๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
The words smallest ugly critter is coming to challenge my 0 star restaurant, will bingo come save me
The bat also go spy on this critter now . Also why is watcher watching me