wtf is this
anyways
Take a look,
In the kitchen,
You cant find them
Your chips are no more,
No more fritos,
No more twinkies,
Just some crumbs on the floor,
Wheres my cookies?
Wheres some candy?
The cupboard is bare,
No more cheetos,
No more soda,
Man this isnt fair.
NO IT ISNT OKAY,
IT ISNT OKAY,
IT ISNT OKAY DADDY!
NO IT ISNT OKAY,
WHERE THE HECK ARE
MY PEPPERMINT PATTIES
NO IT ISNT OKAY,
IT ISNT OKAY,
IT ISNT OKAY DADDY!
Youve been struck by,
by a food,
A food criminal!