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You probably have a rock as a brain if you think this is real after the text saying that I’d sue you for a kugillion and IPADDANDYTIMMYTUFFKNUCKLESDANGEROUSDANDONKEYMEGACOLLOSSALBABYOHIOSPRUNKIGYTATSKELETONBANGINGSHEILDBIGFATCOWILLION like you can’t think that’s real. LIKE HOW IS IPADDANDYTIMMYTUFFKNUCKLESDANGEROUSDANDONKEYMEGACOLLOSSALBABYOHIOSPRUNKIGYTATSKELETONBANGINGSHEILDBIGFATCOWILLION REAL?! I feel like as soon as you read sue I feel like you’d think it’s a joke beacuse it is and the eating part is also satire.