Teacher: What is your name?
Jeff: Jeff without "H"
Teacher: But there's no "H" in Jeff
Jeff: That's what I said
Teacher: Are you serious?
Jeff: No I am Jeff
Serious: I'm serious
Teacher: Who are you?
Who: Yes?
Are: Yes?
You: Yes?
Yes: can you stop calling my name
My name: nobody called me
Nobody: No I didn't