Him: "my pet is crazy, my noodles wants to eat Itself, and I'm going crazy." The pet and the noodles: (the pet) "HHHHJAAHAHOFIOUFYXUIFWXOGUW, OHVSXOJGSCUOUOWXIFYS, UOW, YOWCYOWDGUXOGUFUOOXUGX TZIYFXYFX DXKXJXHGCX-" (the noodles) "I'm hungry... Oh I have an idea! *cutely eats itself*"

Him: "why do you have a hand-" The soda: "and why don't you have hands?"

Welp forced feeded da thing

Help whats going on

Love it!