my goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive And forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos My buddy, quintavious barnacle johns junior got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to no maidens My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph And I was paralysed from the waist up OUHHH hey! quandale dingle here I just escaped prison I am staying at my friend huandale pringle's house As I was running away from cops I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off A guy named garfield janson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison My baby's mama sheniqua inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby the creepy old guy

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