🟦 OPERATION: STINKY ST. PETERSBURG
Objective: Reach the fictional version of Saint Petersburg, deploy the legendary Fart Bomb™, and immediately retreat.
18:00 — PHASE 1: THE APPROACH
The squad begins its advance toward Saint Petersburg.
18:30 — PHASE 2: OPERATION FART
Commander: “Soldiers, prepare yourselves. The wind is on our side.”
18:31 — PHASE 3: DEPLOYMENT
💨 THE GREAT FART HAS BEEN RELEASED.
18:32 — PHASE 4: CHAOS
Commander: “WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!”
18:33 — PHASE 5: RETREAT
Everyone runs away while shouting:
“MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! THE CITY HAS BEEN PEPPERED WITH PURE STINK!”
18:40 — FINAL REPORT
🟢 Objective completed
🟢 No actual damage
🟢 Dignity: -100
🟢 Smell level: classified