POV you are making a horror movie scene and the cameraman who is 5 trillion pounds but has a normal body pounces on you which makes your brain flop down like a pancake without syrup and you just fall with stupidity so then he locks you up in the endless pit and a giant pigeon comes straight towards the cameraman but none of the cast cares because they think it's a part of the horror movie even though the script was supposed to hang off for 2 seconds