hey remember me when you were a baby and you were this small and i used to carry you around like a sack of potatoes and then that one time when your dad asked me to change your diaper because he couldnt stand it haha and that other time when i accidentaly dropped you into the pool and your mom was like very mad and they kicked me out of the house for fifteen years and then i like lost everyting haha good times

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HAPPY BIRTH 👶👶👶👶 is it a boy or a girl or a non binary or a basketball or a furry or a weezer fan or a matress or a toyota corola 2009 or a monster energy or a crytid

Happy birthday. Enjoy your next 24 hours!

happy birthday bri

Happy borthday!!