This was a triumph I'm making a note here, huge success It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry (are you scared?) I'm being so sincere right now (please forgive me) Even though you broke my heart And killed me (I don't hate you) And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you (ouch) Now, these points of data, make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned! For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance An

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