Caught a wild slime pokemon

I have beef with this slime

“Warning. Slime_001 is at critical overpressure and overkilogram weighting. The slime apocalypse has started. Shred all slimes in non- DO|1 shredder. Pressure critical at 10000 pressure. Pressure per second is 100. Make sure to follow these steps for slime-apocalypse: Step 1: lock all doors and windows and stay inside your house. Step 2: grab all your food and something to drink and get to the basement immediatley. Step 3: if you see one slime, find an shredder or something to cut to kill the slime. Step 4: … (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (SLIME) (STATIC)”

Closed up

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Who like carrion monster with skin green 🤑✅️