Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Now, where do you think you're going?
The party is this way
And trust me, it's to die for
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo
I know we'll be the best friends, so there's no need to run
The sooner you get dead, the sooner you can join the fun!
No need to fear for I am here
(Your mortal form will disappear)
Now should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun?
Hoo-hoo-hoo
There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
(You'll be having so much fun)
There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Why stay alive?)
And I'm sure your death will be second to none
Dynamite is quick, but it makes a lot of mess
And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
But baked into a yummy cake
(Or dropped into a pit of snakes)
Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less
How 'bout impaled upon a spike?
(Oh, why resist when the party just begun?)
Maybe something on a bike
(There's a million gruesome ways to die)
We could bury you aliv
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Now, where do you think you're going?
The party is this way
And trust me, it's to die for
Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo
I know we'll be the best friends, so there's no need to run
The sooner you get dead, the sooner you can join the fun!
No need to fear for I am here
(Your mortal form will disappear)
Now should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun?
Hoo-hoo-hoo
There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh, why resist when the party's just begun?
(You'll be having so much fun)
There's a million gruesome ways to die
(Why stay alive?)
And I'm sure your death will be second to none
Dynamite is quick, but it makes a lot of mess
And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
But baked into a yummy cake
(Or dropped into a pit of snakes)
Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less
How 'bout impaled upon a spike?
(Oh, why resist when the party just begun?)
Maybe something on a bike
(There's a million gruesome ways to die)
We could bury you aliv