STOLEN

A notorious liar (or, you) walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits there, you brag loudly to everyone, "You won't believe this! I wrestled a crocodile last week in the Amazon!" A man at the next stool scoffs, "Yeah, right. And what color was it?" Without missing a beat, you reply, "Purple! Had to be the rarest crocodile in the world!"