This is bad but A sign outside a shop reads: "Time traveler convention here in a week" A kid walks in and asks "Can I sign up?" The owner says "We already know you're coming." (Not really a joke but ye it's something..

Zangit oh well

A good joke is my life

How does a ant call to others? It farts (i tried)

Why fries are called "fries" but we couldn't just call it frytato? Because fries are potatoes and fry+potato is frytato