Normal day in Ohio:

Helicoptor story: its a lovely day to fly and if i stop singing i will explode Jetpack guy: hi john! Helicopter guy: what have you done... *explodes* Guy: what a lovely day for walking-and WHAT THE F-*BOOM*

This guy took man im dead to a whole another level

Now. This calls for some bold action. I'm the bold action MAAAAAA-

This is the greatest plaaaaaaaan!-