Pawn: im just a normal pawn, capturing dianogly and promoting.
Rook: why does everyone make "he sack da ruukh" thing
Bishop: im the same as rook but dianogly
Queen: im the powerful piece, i move like a rook and bishop
Knight: haha! You're all idiots! İ can give a smothered checkmate and can even fork 2, 4, and even 8 PİECES!!!!
Fairy pieces: what Abt us?