“i love my new [[[air fryer]]]. it fries air so well i can smell its [[[crispiness]]] through my nose. it makes my brain [[[crispy]]]. it fries air so well that when the fried air went into my lungs it made them [[[crispy]]]. when the fried oxygen entered my bloodstream it made my red blood cells [[[crispy]]]. when the fried oxygen was delivered to my muscles it made them [[[crispy]]]. when the [[[crispy]]] energy was used, it caused the surroundings to become [[[crispy]]]. then my grand ma died and i inherited her will. her will contained $25,000,000. i used 0.00012% of it to buy myself an air fryer.”