Cool voicelines for uncle max:
oh hi there, dear blob, I believe you are looking for something?
Welcome! Come and take a look on our finest products, it might cost you a fortune though.
Go on, take your time, your partners can sure handle the dummies while you're browsing.
Are you gonna buy anything? If not, may I ask you to leave? Theres a line of blobs trying to buy too.
Great choice! I am sure it will help you in the battlefield.