Me: I am one percent, gotta turn of the hotspot
Friend: WIFI
Classmates: WIFI
Teachers: WHERE IS WIFI
Principal: MY PHONE THE WIFI NO
All people in school: THE WIFI
My family: OUR WIFI
Philippines: THE WIFI
Asia: WHY IS THE WIFI GONE
Everyone on earth: WHERES THE WIFI
Aliens: THE WIFI WHERE IS IT
The entire multiverse: W I F I I I I I I I