narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cuz they are so awesome, narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight like a underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-as facial horn, they've the Jedi of the sea, they stop cthulu eating ye.. NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS! NARWHALS! Just don't let em touch your balls.. NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS!