Tutorial aimed for 007n7
How to survive your forsakened son:
Items you need
-adoption bills
-belt
-asian parent training
-loud voice
Step 1: tell your son he is grounded for 10 years (make sure to scream loudly)
Step 2: if they misbehave, use the belt
This will fend them off for an hour or two
Step 3: show the adoption bills
Step 4: set your son up for adoption and live a good life