"Dude, you know that Dude?" "Yeah that's Um" "That's what?" "That's UM!" "THAT'S WHA-"

and what if... if a dum has a baby, it's will be called "du"?

What if Lob was an baby: the result: hai im lo!, LOB: YOU WHAAT?

I Like love my baby

Wow, I can't find any flaws in your logic.