1. I thought I could fly so I climbed on top of the playground and jumped off. 2. I thought vomit was mint ice cream 💀💀💀 3. I thought grounded meant to leave yourself underground in the dirt. 4. 1 + 1 equals eleven, right? 5. I thought I could breathe underwater 💀

I saw water on the ground in my classroom and I thought it was pee so I threw up In kindergarten lmao

Went I Was Young I Eat Sand ( Don't Ask Why I Just Did 💀 )