Here's why you shouldn't go to school If you go to school, you wake up early When you wake up early, you will be tired When you're tired, you will sleep in class When you sleep in class, you get scolded When you get scolded, you get detention When you get detention, your mommy and daddy will scold you When your mommy and daddy will scold you, you get grounded When you get grounded, you can't go out When you can't go out, then you cannot see your friends Then you will become lonely When you're lonely you’ll become sad When you're sad you will cry When you cry your eyes will hurt When your eyes hurt you have to go doctor When you go to doctor it's expensive When it's expensive you have no money left When you have no money left, then you cannot buy food Then you no food, you will starve When you starve, you will die SO DON'T GOTO SCHOOL