As a London citizen this is what I have to go through on a daily basis

Oi lad gimme your scrumptious pennies with my kind,nice,courteous manner obviously not stealing your life savings to pay child support

I do love the fact that we have the ability to turn off the entire brain of a person by inserting a pointy piece of metal attached to a stick that is 0.0001 micrometers sharp into the flesh of our victims , all though my only complaint is that our most famous tourist attraction called the "Big Ben" wasn't here. Although this piece of enterntainment was enough for me to experience what our ancestors did back at 1700. Good game, bruv. 🧐☕

Rename the pennies to compartment as if your stealing the whole compartment of their pentalons

I live in London this is very accurate :)

MY MISTAKE ORIGINAL GANGSTER😰😰