A guide to survive Mariah Carey. Get supplies early, and avoid any stores with christmas decorations. Get a box, and halloween wrapping to confise her. Birthday wrapping also works. Get a christmas tree, and decorate it with halloween ornaments. Get pumpkin scented candles. Make a circle of pumpkin guts around the christmas tree. Place your box below the christmas tree. Avoid making any noises. Hide in your box when december 1st starts. She doesn't care about the presents under the christmas tree. Add decoy boxes that also have halloween or birthday wrapping. If she finds you, make sure to have halloween themed weapons. That is the least you can do. You will hear more from me sooner. - Choosium O Prime.

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