Lazy

So It was a good day in Maryland temple hills apartment hanging out with my freinds and I decided to go into an apartment and ding ding ditch somone but I went downwards and wait before I say this all of the apartments have 2 negative floors okay now when I went downwards I saw a -3rd floor and it led to a -4th floor and the wall changed to white on that floor and when I went down one more time there was another down floor but it was blocked because is was TOTALLY BLACK LIQUID I’m not kidding that could be been deep and old bro if I go back then I will show you bro that was scary

It was a usual day in the town f£°¢|•÷, a peaceful town, until something happened. Somebody had died overnight and no one was awake, they accused someone who looks like a killer but it was the wrong person, so they found out something. They found out that no one is the killer, so they continued with their lives, until it happens again, but this time, 2 people died overnight. 175 people left and never came back, only leaving 25 residents left. Another night passed and 5 people died overnight. 15 of the people leave forever, leaving the last 5 who will be named Johnson, Johnny, Jimmy, Bartholomew, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious finds a giant door big enough for a giant to go in. Johnson and Bartholomew went in the door and never came out. They all heard screaming and now Johnny, Jimmy, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious were the remaining ones, RIP Johnson and Bartholomew, they will be remembered. So Johnny is the dumbest one, literally has

A homeless guy knocked on my door and said “can I stay.” I was 9 🥀

One night, Me and my brother were having a sleepover (we don’t live with eachother) at 3:00 and then I went up to go to the bathroom, it was pitch black, but then a flash of light from the bathroom, I ran back in the room, but a left a sliver open to look, no one was there, the lights flickered. And stopped, I went back up to check again, making sure this wasn’t from any of my family members, but nobody was there. The next the day I asked my everybody in my family if they went to the bathroom at night. Nobody said yes.

How to forever survive falling. Step 1 go to a clock store. Step 2 by a clock on a chain. Step 3 go to a construction site. Step 4 go to the tip top of the building. Step 5 Îŧ§ ńºť ḥıģḥ əńøųģĥ. Step 6 climb the crane. Step 7 your at the top. Step 8 J̣̌ÛMP. STEP 9 YOU JUMPED BUT YOUR NOT HITTING THE GROUND. Step 10 you realized that your going back in time when you first jumped. Step 11 your in a infinite loop.... Step 12 except your entire loop of falling. So thats my story