Pictures of patron saints up on my wall, To remind me that I am a fool, Tell me where I came from What I will always be, Just a spoiled little kid, Who went to Catholic school. When I'm dead I will join their ranks, 'cause they are both holy and free. And I'm in Ohio Satanic and chained up, Until the end, That's how it'll be I said Make me love myself so that I might love you, Don't make me a liar 'cause I swear to God, When I said it, I thought it was true. Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you, But he's got his own things to deal with, There's really just one thing that we have in common Neither of us will be missed. A saint bernard sits at the TOP OF THE DRIVEWAY, YOU ALWAYS SAID HOW YOU LOVE DOGS, I DON'T KNOW IF I COUNT, BUT I'M TRYING MY BEST WHEN I'M HOWLING AND BARKING THESE SONGS Song "Saint Bernard" by Lincoln