If an animal could talk to you, what would they say?

dog:me went peepeepoopoo on ur bed

GIMME YOUR HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what a dog would say. :)

Dog: Hooman, I wants some bacons!! You is will brings me a bacons, hooman!

I thought that this was someone else's

If an animal could talk to you, what would they say?