Me: heyy!! Is my strawberry smoothie almost d- That one guy who blended my smoothie: uhh hey, uhhhhh yeah? Me: uhh why is it blood colored, isn’t it supposed to be pink? Guy: uhh maybe with food coloring? Me: WHERE IS THE BLINKY??!! Guy: UHHH UHH WHAT BLINKY??!! Me: THAT BLINKY ON THE SHELF, DID YOU- Guy: I WOULD NEVER- —— 911–what’s—your—emergency?——— Guy: YOU CALLED THE POLICE??!! Me: THIS SMOOTHIE GUY BLENDED THE BLINKY!!!! Police: WHATTTTT??!!! Part 2 coming in a sce

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What?

I'm sorry, he just didn't want to drink my cocktail.😡