Yo mama so short, Mario thought she was goombs

Yo mom so fatty crabby patty that the everyone even babies fake world war 2 again to make her die

Yo mama so stinky that just on breath out of her mouth makes the whole universe break out

You mama so dirty that she look like a musty crusty dusty rusty stink stank stunk mud dirt covered rat rodent

Yo mama so fat she can’t sit in chair that could’ve fit her

Yo mama so ugly she went outside the whole military came to help police arrest her