My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨

Important question: What do you think is the best way to prepare for a zombie apocalypse?If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be? I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.