Me: AWWW, LOOK AT THE KITTY!! IT'S SO CUTE!!
You: do not touch it, it will kill US
Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, I VERY ANGY YOU USOSHDNSJJSJDJDJKSISISJJDDJ
You: PLS KILL IT
Me: that doesn't seem, like a bad, Medved(bear) :(*starts petting it aggressively*
Medved(bear) : *purring* *looks at me* ARGHGHhGHHgHhHHh*bites aggressively*
Me: ÆÆÆÆÆÆ