Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a tv stickman
DUI?
How about you die?
I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!!
AN HOUR!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Ima get your tvstatic-making Æss
Pulverize this f🐟ck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
*Tv stickman bump screams and dies*
Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my Æss
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed
I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a stickman
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!
Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my Æss
You may ha