CVR transcript: Cpt: yeah, climb to 36,000 feet F/O: instruments working fine over here F/E: perfect weather. (ELEVATOR EXPLODING) F/O: What just happened? Cpt: stall. F/O: Doing full throttle, nose dive Cpt: Don't do it! Cpt: C'mon... (FLOPPA-20 OVERSPEED ALARM) F/O: overspeed! F/O: the air spoilers are not working! F/E: we've lost all hydraulics! GPWS: WHOOP WHOOP "PULL UP!" (plays until crash) F/E: do something! F/O: i can't pull up! Cpt: get it up get it up! (repeatedly before crash) (IMPACT)

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