New update: added hardmode for minigame 1# and 2# also i added Nightmare mode in minigame 2# (you have to finish hardmode)
+ A secret in one of the minigames...
You have a face that would make onions cry.
2. I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?"
3. I am jealous of all the people that have never met you.
4. I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.
5. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
6. You're not simply a drama queen/king. You're the whole royal family.
7. I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
8. You are the human version of cramps.
9. You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on Earth.
11. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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12. Don't worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
13. I love what you've done with your hair. How'd you get it to come out of your nose like that?