My blood cells watching me tear apart the scab that took them 10 hours to make

When you finish an argument with mom and accidentally slam the door:

"Most normal execution in Danganrompa btw!"

My mom about to beat me up because I didn't do my chores

When you’re trying to steal the last Twinkie and you hear footsteps in the hallway 😭🥀🙏

Me when i make a deck but i only get 2 likes 😔✌️