How to touch grass 1. Live 2. Stare at your computer 3. Question life 4. Blink 5. Find the exit button on the game 6. Click it 7. Turn off the game 8. Take off your headphones 9. Get out your chair 10. Walk to the door 11. Open the door 12. Walk out the door 13. Walk outside 14. Find grass 15. Glance at it 16. Glaze the grass 17. Now sniff the grass to see if it’s real 18. Make sure it’s real 19. Approve that it’s real 20. Touch it. CONGRATULATIONS YOU TOUCHED GRASS!!!!