Middle School
Duck Drop Vibe Check
So.... remember how selling ducks = prizes? Yeah... the
ducks are still in the group chat, just left on read.
* Prize Cart Party? Zero. Nada. The cart is just sitting there like, "bruh, why am I even here?"
* Special Lunch? Only three people qualified. That's fewer people than it takes to keep a group chat alive past midnight.
Meanwhile, the younger grades are absolutely cooking. Middle school? Y'all are flopping harder than a broken TikTok trend.
It's 10 ducks per person. That's light work. We aren't asking for 67 ducks! Don't let the elementary kids keep farming clout while you're stuck on the loading screen.