Pov: Kris didn't get the banana Queen: Kris what the ____ is wrong with you. You purposely avoided the banana. IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE _______ ROAD! For GOD SAKE Kris. OH MY GOD. DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?! ITS A _______ BANANA YOU _______. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO EAT IT JUST RUN INTO IT YOU __________________________ ____ ____ ____ YOU.

OH MY [freaking] GOD GUYS. I JUST FOUND RAREST RARE STEAK OF EVERY RARE THING THAT IS RARE, AND IF IT IS RARE THEN WE CAN COOK IT RARE, MEDIUM RARE AND RARE AND DON'T FORGET RARE, AND IF IT ISN'T RARE, WE'LL COOK YOU RARE BECAUSE BEING RARE IS RARE AND A RIBBON IS SOMETHING RARE, SO COOK EVERYTHING RARE, RABBITS, FROGS... RARE. Zebra.

An Angel without wings jumping off the burh kaliffa 😭🙏✝️🗣🔥🤓✌☠🥀✌

if worms aren’t meant to be snorted, then why did god make them cylindrical? correct answer: 🌸🩷eat the rich🩷🌸🥰

Lu: Guys. GUYS! I HAVE A SPECIAL NEW THING! Glitch: What now-? Lu: *inhale* CAR! Glitch: What? Lu: ĆĄŘ Glitch: fym car Lu: Č̣ÆŘ Glitch: Alr I'ma call the doctor I'm worried asf

why eat tthe rich, right guys? *hides the stacks of bricks behind me* (defenitly not rich)