To Whomsoever It May Concern,
Though I find myself heartened by the presence of fellow scribes who employ a more elevated prose, I must express my concern that the imitations being offered bear too close a resemblance to mine own musings. It is unbecoming of individuals of dignity to engage in the replication of the noble works of others.
Yours with earnest concern,
TechSupportGuy.
"I AM A DUCKIN ARCHITECT"
"IM NOT YOUR WIFE"
"STAY IN CHARACTER"
"*wigs falls off*"
"STAY IN CHARACTER"
"I DON'T EVEN MET HER"
"STAY IN CHARACTER!!"
"DUCK YOU!!!"
"..."